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Joke of the Day
Posted on Oct 24th, 2008
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Gemstar
Gemstar
Just to give everyone a boost to get them thru to the weekend, here is a ditty that landed in my email this morning - and as usual, the warning is "No eating or drinking, especially as you near the punch line!"
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from Perth, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second, from Adelaide, responds, "Yes, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is colour coded."
The third surgeon, from Brisbane, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Melbourne, chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Canberra, shut them all up when he observed:
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the arse are interchangeable."
Have a wonderful weekend!!!
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from Perth, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second, from Adelaide, responds, "Yes, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is colour coded."
The third surgeon, from Brisbane, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Melbourne, chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Canberra, shut them all up when he observed:
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the arse are interchangeable."
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Have a wonderful weekend!!!
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With a mocking tone Dave say's:
“It's funny because it's true”
Ha-ha!
Yes, soooooooo true Dave……. Thanks for poppin' by!
Hugs
Gem ~~^v^~~
Hahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahaa
The best jokes are Truth Based :-D
That's so sad, lol.
The joke is funnnnnnnnnnnny! Thanks!
{hugs!}
Hi Ariela… yes for sure - truth based.
Here is another sad truth - and a joke - the Property Manager here at my Condo would be an easy candidate for brain surgery - I'm sure there are only two brain cells in her head - one saying “Idiot On” and the other saying “Idiot Off” for when she's sleeping. Most gnat-flies have more brains than she does!!! She absolutely has NO heart, way too much spine for the minimal amount of brain-power she puts out, and even though she's supposed to be a woman, tries to fool us into thinking she has balls. And as in the last line of the piece above, things are badly interchanged! Actually considering sending this to her…….
(ranting after spending another night sleeping in my chair instead of in my bed)~~^v^~~
Is she a relative of George Bush?
:-D ROTFLMAO
Awwwww….why are you sleeping in a chair Sweetie?
Heh. Like I should talk…I slept on the couch! :-D
Let's set an Intention that the Prop. Mgr. gets called to another position and you get a sweetheart of a manager in her place~~~<3
Truthfully, Ariela, I would feel bad if she were to be imposed on another poor soul. She really is a piece of work, believe me!
Sleeping in my chair/on my couch since they put the heat on in this building most of the time since the start of October because I cannot stand the mothball - mold - something has died in the wall smell in my master bedroom. This has actually been an ogoing problem since I moved in here in June but I was able to have windows open and get rid of most of it. Some third world old bitty next door uses moth-balls or something similar - was fearful my laundry would explode in the dryers when she did her wash - the napthalene gas smell coming off her laundry was so bad.
Funny thing, no one else paid by Property Management seems to be able to smell it. But I did get two Bylaw officers from local township to say they did smell it and willing to testify in court if necessary - which is my next step - going to see my lawyer about this Monday. I'm totally fed up and ready to do nasties over this if it doesn't get fixed soon. They refuse to do anything until they have the air tested, which will happen on Tuesday - anyone with a functioning nose and a solitary brain cell should be able to smell it, though.
Oh dear!
I couldn't imagine having a mothball-mold-rotting smell and trying to sleep through it!
That can't be good prolonged though! Okay, well I hope this all gets smoothed out and my Gem is a happy camper! :-D
Love Youuuuu!~~~<3